tumblrs better than pumprs.

who doesnt need this t?

identity crisis.

yeah.  oops.  john was logged in on my computer.

i love him.  despite how [ha ha!] smart he is.  <3

vernon:

Get ready to see Mike dress up as a woman and to have fun at Mt. Vernon! Almost party time.

Be there or be ULTRA LAAAAME.  =]

things i fear #1

sabastooge:

lauraoz:

almosthere-:

sabastooge:

when i go into single bathrooms with push locks that unlock when you turn the handle to leave, i fear that its not locked on the outside.

Is it that you fear the door will open or do you fear someone will see your wee wee?

sounds like some has a little bit of post traumatic anxiety. has someone walked in on you in the bathroom david?

no. but i was thinking about. WHAT IF?! id probably freak out and pee on my self. then dump on my shoe.

beth told me that in the 8th grade the stall flew open and her principal was standing right there.  fortunately, it was a woman.

bethbr00tality:

GPOYW — I love you.

bethbr00tality:

GPOYW — I love you.

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bethbr00tality:

couldn’t pass it up.  ♥ jeeesus.

i had to reblog it also :p

megatronthedog:

i think my sister is being the easter bunny for halloween?
i don’t know.  she’s too weird to try to get an answer out of.

dis be my cat.

megatronthedog:

i think my sister is being the easter bunny for halloween?

i don’t know.  she’s too weird to try to get an answer out of.

dis be my cat.

vernon:

bethbr00tality:

sooo.  john carved his pumpkin.  i haven’t carved mine yet.  jeal. ous.


yeup. dis be my pumpkin.

vernon:

bethbr00tality:

sooo.  john carved his pumpkin.  i haven’t carved mine yet.  jeal. ous.

yeup. dis be my pumpkin.

pictures of me and twiggy the spider

nickross:

John’s salty as FUCK pumpkin seeds.
u1nc3

devil seeds&#8230;..mmm tasty

nickross:

John’s salty as FUCK pumpkin seeds.

  • u1nc3

devil seeds…..mmm tasty